Lamont Beyond Vermont? Could Lamont's odyssey have led him to
this converted barn located deep in the woodlands of Maine? Combing through
the garbage pile behind the building, Greg Stieroyd (third cousin of H.Royd
and A.Noyd and a devoted Lamontophile in his own right) came upon a barely
legible, torn piece of a business flyer that contained the following.
|Our Specialties:||Dirt Roads|
|Roads Less Traveled|
|Roads To Ruin|
|· For forks in roads, add 10% on original price|
|· For spoons and other cutlery, add 20%|
|· For Shakespearean cutlery, contact Joe The Mook|
We also provide a variety of road kill to adorn your street.
Road hogs seasonal only.
Remember Our Motto: If You're Gonna Do It, Why Don't You Do It in a Lamont Road?
LAMONT ROADS, INC. (formerly LAMONT BRIDGES AND ROADS, INC.)