Here is a rare photo of Lamont's infamous green snakeskin shoes (and his equally infamous deformed left foot, for which an equally deformed left shoe was custom designed). Legend has it he contracted a rare foot disease from the noxious landfill upon which he merrily trod in the distorted years of his distorted youth. Ironically the contaminated ground sweetened the aroma and flavor of his toejam. Pitty not poor young Lamont, for his grotesque condition yeilded a curious and unexpected byproduct: he could dance the pants off every other young mutant in the tri-state area.
You could do anything but lay off of his green snakeskin shoes.